Mid-Night Europe Male Mami Water In Human Form.



By Edewor Otighoarievwen

And so it came to be...
He had a very challenging day and sleep had taken a vacation.
He had tried reading the most annoying books on my pad and sleep still wouldn't visit.
He had even chatted with a wonderful intellectual yet sleep stayed at abeyance.
Not given to induced sleep, he remembered best stimulant and thus decided to go for a midnight SWIM(wisdom books had already warned him about penchant for night swimming, as books relate fallacy most times avoiding the exhilarating part).

And so that's how he located a swimming pool somewhere in town and decided to swim sleep into the body.
Just as he was prepping for the swim the heavens decided to spit and spat they did; Cats, dogs, elephants and lions. Rather than being deterred, the rains brought back memories of childhood games. That age of absolute innocence when we puddled in the JOS rains and "swam" naked (with our hands and legs on the floor).

Being the naughty man, he scanned the environs to be sure he was alone and having made sure, he went into the torrent and dove into the pool.
Anyways, about 10 minutes after feeling alone and in his own world, he suddenly came from under to see he had a companion ooooooo!!!
10 TOP,
16 HIPS,
18 BUTTS,
38D(Those who know know) firm,
And light skinned.

I almost collapsed. To make matters worse the person was wearing an EVE SUIT!!!
To add "double wahala" to dead body,the person spoke in flawless English and asked;
"please I have been watching you swim from my room for the past 10 minutes, I love your sense of adventure and freedom, can you teach me how to swim???"

He imagine TRIPLE WAHALA!!!
He used to assume that MAMI WATER can only be seen in rivers, seas and oceans. Since when did they start visiting SWIMMING POOLS??? He was still inside the pool as he can't run away or come out.
His only consolation right at the moment was  Songs from Africa part of the world sang by Sir Prof.Victor Owaifo and Juju Udjabor's songs;
"If you see MAMI WATER,never never you run away...🎵🎵🎵"

DreamerOfLife###
4/9/2023

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